I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires.

Bauvard

Stichwörter: humor life sleep dreams dreaming relationships funny sleeping



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I get a lot of big ideas, and occasionally I actually come up with one myself.

Bauvard

Stichwörter: humor funny ideas plagiarism



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A man without debts is a man without anything to live for. Debt is collateral for life. It provides you with obligations to others, gives you duty, gives you purpose: the purpose to protect those possessions which you would not otherwise have without your debt. Debt is the most responsible way to elevate your social position.

Bauvard


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I love working with my hands. My writing is rough, my paper bruised with ink stains.

Bauvard

Stichwörter: humor writing funny



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Self-awareness of one’s faults, far from being the first step to growth, is very often the second foot in the mud.

Bauvard

Stichwörter: self-awareness



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I have never sought to displease; I merely seek pleasure and avoid the pain it causes those who work to produce it. That is what it means to live by the leisure principle.

Bauvard


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We live in one of the few epochs of humanity where life isn't just a painful cycle of toil, fatigue, and collapse. Now pleasure gyrates us through those stages.

Bauvard

Stichwörter: pain pleasure



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As a captain whose vessel is about to crash on the rocks empties its souls of doubt, so are the hesitant useful for throwing off of an enterprise nearing its end: blame must be cast in failure, profits divided easily in success.

Bauvard


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If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.

Bauvard

Stichwörter: humor love funny



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Envy is for people who don’t have the self-esteem to be jealous.

Bauvard

Stichwörter: humor jealousy funny envy



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