Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place

Billy Crystal

Stichwörter: astral clarrissa-lee-moon nightwolves



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Consider the rose...The rose is the sweetest smelling flower of all, and it's the most beautiful because it's the most simple, right? But sometimes, you got to clip the rose. You got to cut the rose back, so something sweeter smelling and stronger, and even more beautiful, will grow in its place

Billy Crystal


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It's more important to look good than to feel good.

Billy Crystal on Saturday Night Live

Billy Crystal


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That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.

Billy Crystal


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Nothing can take the sting off the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other golden statues.

Billy Crystal

Stichwörter: oscars



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You bought a one-way ticket to New York with no return flight booked,” he says. “I’m flying to New York and I’m not coming back for a month or two,” I explain. “I’m not booking a round-trip flight at this point.” “I understand. No problem. We’ll be finished right after a quick thorough search.” I think he’s kidding. He’s not. I keep trying to joke with him as he frisks me a little too eagerly. “I thought you’d buy me a drink first,” I say. “I guess the only people drinking fifteen minutes before a flight are the pilots.

Billy Crystal


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We tiptoe around like we’re the Frank family and the Gestapo is downstairs. The baby monitor is in our room, and the unspoken rule is that when the kids go down, so do we. So at seven P.M., I’m in bed waiting for the sandman to come. I can’t watch TV, because the noise may wake up the kids; I can’t listen to music with my iPod earbuds, because then I can’t hear the monitor; and I can’t have sex, because that could wake up Janice.

Billy Crystal


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Think of renovating a house like operating the federal government. You start with a budget and the revenue to finance it. Then the special interests keep adding items to the list; you have to end the war between the interior decorator and the electrician, so you pump in more money to buy peace; and by the time you’re done, you’re $16 trillion in debt and having to borrow money from the Chinese.

Billy Crystal


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We first knew something was up when the construction chief pulled out a stethoscope and started listening to the wall.

Billy Crystal


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