MINUS TEN POINTS FOR PUBLIC NUDITY.

Charles Stross


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You've just spent an entire prehistoric human lifetime as an ice ghoul and people are needling you for having too many arms?" I shake my head. "I just assume you have a good reason.

Charles Stross


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--but I find her personality annoying. It's like being molested by a sleeping bag that speaks in Comic Sans with little love-hearts over the i's.

Charles Stross

Stichwörter: annoying-people comic-sans



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Gene police! You! Out of the pool, now!

Charles Stross

Stichwörter: humor



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We are Bay Aryans from Berkeley: prepare to be reengineered in an attractive range of color schemes for your safety and comfort!

Charles Stross

Stichwörter: california



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Jest upalny letni wtorek. Stoi na placu przed dworcem Centraal, ma włączone gałki oczne. Kanał skrzy się słońcem, wokół śmigają skutery i rowerzyści-kamikadze, ze wszystkich stron trajkocą turyści. Plac pachnie wodą, ziemią, rozgrzanym metalem i spalinami z zimnych katalizatorów, jak pierdnięciem; w tle podzwaniają tramwaje, nad głową fruwają ptaki.

Charles Stross

Stichwörter: humor



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Any civilization where the main symbol of religious veneration is a tool of execution is a bad place to have children.

Charles Stross

Stichwörter: humor civilization religion



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Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

Charles Stross

Stichwörter: humour computers idiots it bogons hacker-folklore



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The encapsulated bird your conspirators sent you to fetch. The sterilized male chicken with the Creator DNA sequences. The plot capon. Where is it?

Charles Stross

Stichwörter: humour ironic-self-reference



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Like the famous mad philosopher said, when you stare into the void, the void stares also; but if you cast into the void, you get a type conversion error. (Which just goes to show Nietzsche wasn't a C++ programmer.)

Charles Stross

Stichwörter: humour geek



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