(1)BEING A POET
is like opening a car door
Stichwörter: humor poetry-quotes
ELVIS
Chocolate WatersStichwörter: humorous elvis-presley-marilyn-monroe
PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE
I have so much to do today.
I can’t possibly get it all done,
so I’m not going to start.
Stichwörter: humor
DISARM ALL RAPISTS
But what will we do
With their legs?
Stichwörter: feminism humorous
I USED TO
make love.
Now I
Make coffee.
Stichwörter: humor poetry sex coffee
SAY EXACTLY
what you think
until you find that
no one is listening
then say
something else
Stichwörter: humor poetry writing
REFUSAL
When you refuse
to tell your weight
and age,
people know
you're fat and old.
Stichwörter: humor aging weight
I FINALLY
had a hot night,
but it was only the weather.
Don't listen to writers. They're messed up - that's why they're writers!
Chocolate WatersTHIS IS A COMPLIMENT?
You're incrediburgable
she said
which is to say
You're a little like incredible
but a lot more like a
hamburger.
Stichwörter: humor humorous humorous-quotes
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