Spirits have cravings--they're only human (well, some of them are)--but the amazing thing about these cravings is that they are SLIMMING POSITIVE! That's right, spirits don't crave sugary foods, or fat, or chocolate, or deep-fried carbs. They crave HEALTHY food like raw liver and bugs and those tiny dried-up foods you find in old attics and the better-stocked graveyards.
Chris DolleyHe likens the physical being to a car, and the spiritual being to the driver. And possession is like carrying a passenger who shares the driving. And occasionally takes the car out for a spin without telling you. And maybe ties you up and stuffs you in the trunk.
Chris DolleyClinical trials have proven that projectile vomiting is up to FOUR times more efficient than ordinary vomiting. You don't even have to run to the bathroom! With practice, and careful placement of your chair within thirty feet--and line of sight--of your bathroom, you can project your lunch from the comfort of your armchair.
Chris Dolley... the Possession Diet. It's fast. It works. It introduces you to new, healthier foods. And it's almost never fatal.
Chris DolleyStepford University--one of the leading research university on the PLANET with over THREE MILLION likes on Facebook. That's more than Harvard, and SIX times as many as Stanford.
Chris DolleyProfessor Raylene's ground breaking study found that subjects with Tourrette's Syndrome burned more calories than Lutherans.
Chris DolleyThis is the FBI Hostage Negotiations Service. Press one if you wish to surrender. Press two for a getaway car. Press three for a helicopter. Press four for a pizza
Chris DolleyStichwörter: humour
Good choice. You have selected the SUV. Press one for a black SUV. Press two for powder blue. Press three for bright orange with the 'caution: bank robber on board' bumper sticker
Chris DolleyStichwörter: humour
Mom?''
''Its your first bank heist, son. I couldnt sit at home and worry. I had to come and help''
''But ... but... How did you get here? How did you know''
''A mother knows these things, Jimmy. You put your favorite ski mask in the wash. And I heard you talking to Mikey''
''Mom! Dont use our real names!'' hissed Jimmy
Brenda had to look away. Her body was shaking with silent laughter. She had to cover her mouth with a hand. 'You put your favourite ski mask in the wash'. Brian had excelled himself
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