I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.
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Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.
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Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
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I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?
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To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
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If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
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I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
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She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally irresponsible.
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I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.
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If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.
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