You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.
George MikesAn Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
George MikesStichwörter: order queuing the-english
5. Television is of great educational value. It teaches you while still really young how to (a) kill, (b) rob, (c) embezzle, (d) shoot, (e) poison, and generally speaking, (f) how to grow up into a Wild West outlaw or gangster by the time you leave school.
6. Television puts a stop to crime because all the burglars and robbers, instead of going to burgle and rob, sit at home watching The Lone Ranger, Emergency Ward Ten and Dotto.
Stichwörter: television humorous
Many Continentals tink life is a game; the English think cricet is a game.
George MikesStichwörter: english
Remember: If you go for a walk with a friend in England, don't say a single word for hours; if you go for a walk with your dog, talk to it all the time.
George MikesStichwörter: dogs humour the-english
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