The stalker, meanwhile, stepped into the road. Didn’t even check for traffic. There wasn’t any, but something told me this was lucky for traffic rather than the stalker.
Graham ParkeStichwörter: humor philosophy comedy
Mathematicians finally developed a financial model to accurately compare apples and oranges. Any two kinds of fruit can be compared, although guavas still cause minor rounding errors.
Graham ParkeStichwörter: humor philosophy
I shouted the perfect words to scare him off. It was just the delivery (and only the delivery) that made me sound like a twelve-year-old girl with pee running down her leg.
I felt dirty and stupid.
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We played for about half an hour before I realized we were actually playing two different games. What I’d thought of as ludo was actually a game called gin rummy, and what Warren was playing seemed to be a mixture of craps and table tennis. Once we started playing by one consistent set of rules, though, the fun was really over.
Graham ParkeStichwörter: humor philosophy relationships
Sadly, my socks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike.
Graham ParkeJust before I look under my bed, I always get a little cold feeling, as if part of me expects to find something staring back at me.
I've probably seen too many Hollywood movies to have any hopes of ever cultivating a healthy relationship with the underside of my bed.
I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.
Graham ParkeStichwörter: humor philosophy weird
I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.
Graham ParkeStichwörter: humor philosophy weird
I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually.
Graham ParkeStichwörter: humor philosophy weird
I'm not sure my belly button is exactly in the middle. I wonder what that means..
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