If you're a girl who raises her voice a lot, I assume your mom didn't hug you enough when you were a child.

Green Monk

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Time flies when you're masturbating.

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Most of the time, I just agree with you to shut you the fuck up.

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When a man winks it's really his penis saying hello.

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Sometimes the best thing to do all the time is take a nap and do nothing.

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When you eat an apple you're eating a tree's balls.

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