The best way to look five years younger is to be born 5 years later
Haresh DaswaniBeauty is in the eyes of the beer holder
Haresh DaswaniIf the girl of my dreams want a man with a hairless chest, I better dream of another girl
Haresh DaswaniStichwörter: humor
you can tell if the person is beautiful inside after the autopsy
Haresh DaswaniStichwörter: humor
the main reason they don't use seeing eye cats is because you will end up with the cat, and the blind person, stuck up a tree
Haresh DaswaniStichwörter: humor
I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's.... Imaginary
Haresh DaswaniStichwörter: humor
How to get in trouble #43: I was once caught staring at a woman's breasts, when she asked "why do you keep staring on my breasts?", I replied with "because your face is ugly
Haresh DaswaniStichwörter: humor
I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny
Haresh DaswaniStichwörter: humor
I'm not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me
Haresh DaswaniStichwörter: humor-inspirational
I once gave my friend his braille book to him upside down and I got a punch in the shoulder. He was aiming for my face but I guess him being blind makes his accuracy terrible.
Haresh DaswaniStichwörter: humor
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