Maxim 15:
Only you can prevent friendly fire.

-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

Howard Tayler

Stichwörter: military friendly-fire rules-to-live-by subverted-saying



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What do you think? Overkill?"

"I don't believe there is any such thing.
But in this case, 'yes, overkill.

Howard Tayler

Stichwörter: violence exceptions overkill



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Maxim 3:
An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.

-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

Howard Tayler

Stichwörter: humour military mercenaries rules-to-live-by explosives ordnance



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Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?

Howard Tayler

Stichwörter: humour sci-fi suggestion shaving fur itchiness



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You're more mean-spirited than I remember you being."

"It's this organic body. Hologram fur wasn't itchy.

Howard Tayler

Stichwörter: humour sci-fi mean hologram fur itchiness



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Maxim 6:
If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

Howard Tayler

Stichwörter: humour violence mercenaries rules-to-live-by last-resort



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Do me a favor, doc?"

"Anything, Captain."

"Stop italicizing the word 'Captain' when you say it."

"Go easy on the fourth wall there, sir."
-Captain Andreyasn

Howard Tayler

Stichwörter: humour captain fourth-wall



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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Cross it? I'm making plans to destroy the bridge from orbit.
-Colonel Ceeta

Howard Tayler

Stichwörter: humour violence bridge crossings subverted-saying



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When I find the guy who torched that forest, I'm going to eat him. And I'm only going to half-cook him first.
-Sergeant Schlock

Howard Tayler

Stichwörter: violence eating forest-fire



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Hi. I'm here to enlist.

You can't. You aren't human.
You see, little fella, we don't do sociological stuff like "interspeciated workplaces." We're a crack company of space mercenaries. We do "hurting people" and "breaking things."

Sounds like my kind of fun.
-Schlock

Howard Tayler

Stichwörter: humour first-lines violence mercenary



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