I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Jack Benny

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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

Jack Benny

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Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.

Jack Benny

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