How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.

Janet Evanovich


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What's this outfit? You can't afford clothes? Are you wearing other peoples?"
Helen Plum

Janet Evanovich


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Exercise improves your sex life.
Ranger to Stephanie

Janet Evanovich


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Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while

Janet Evanovich


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Babe!

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: humor ranger



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Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
Eddie DeChooch

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: humor



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Gotta protect the little dudes. I tried an AK-47, but it wouldn't fit under my seat. I like the Uzi better, anyway. It looks better with the dress. The AK seems too casual to me.

Janet Evanovich


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I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: stephanie-plum



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Kiss those cuffs good-bye." Lula from "Hard Eight" By Janet Evonavich

Janet Evanovich


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Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: joe-morelli



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