Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong
Jesse PetersenStichwörter: humor
So you killed him with what now?"
"I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.
I stared at him. "David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie.
Jesse PetersenStichwörter: humor
Thank God for the second amendment.
Jesse PetersenStichwörter: humor
Yeah.” Sven said. “The stuff she just said. Let’s not get all killy.
Jesse PetersenI went all kung fu on his zombie ass.
Jesse PetersenFuck me, David! Dr. Kelly just tried to eat us!
Jesse PetersenStichwörter: married-with-zombies
I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left her office, but a manwich.
Jesse PetersenStichwörter: married-with-zombies
Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.
Jesse PetersenStichwörter: married-with-zombies
Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.
Jesse PetersenStichwörter: married-with-zombies
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