School prepares you for the real world... which also bites.

Jim Benton

Stichwörter: pessimism education school

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My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.

Jim Benton

Stichwörter: humor

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Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.

Jim Benton

Stichwörter: fun jokes

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Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too.

Jim Benton

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School prepares you for the real world but I want the fake world. TEEHEE

Jim Benton

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Buy me stuff and I'll be nicer

Jim Benton

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Mrs. Palmer is a teacher so naturally I assumed she would never do anything good for me.

Jim Benton

Stichwörter: humor dumb diary teacher dear

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never underestimate your dumbness!!

Jim Benton

Stichwörter: humor

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The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way.

Jim Benton

Stichwörter: funny martial-arts uniforms

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He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

Jim Benton

Stichwörter: funny laugh cute puppy kitten costume duckling

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