Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

Jim Davis

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Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

Jim Davis

Stichwörter: humor

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He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

Jim Davis

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When in doubt, pig out!

Jim Davis

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Don't eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat.

Jim Davis

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An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.

Jim Davis

Stichwörter: imagination

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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Jim Davis

Stichwörter: vegetarianism healthy-diet

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If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

Jim Davis

Stichwörter: garfield

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I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Jim Davis

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It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Jim Davis

Stichwörter: inspirational

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