Char bought a pack of clove cigarettes, claiming they tasted good, to which I ask why doesn't she just go suck on a clove so I don't have to inhale her perfumed second hand smoke?
Julie HalpernStichwörter: smoking
When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass!
Julie HalpernWhat if I have bad breath?' I asked.
'Chew on some gum,' she said.
'What if I can't find his tongue?'
'Back off on your tongue until you can feel his.'
'What if he throws up in my mouth?'
'Um, that would just be gross.
Raisins again. I like raisins, but I have a habit of losing one or two on the floor every time I eat them. I always find them later and think they are: a) a mouse turd or b) a cockroach. Then I figure out it's a raisin and sigh with relief. This pretty much happens every time I find a lost raisin.
Julie HalpernI did it." Who leaves a message like that? Who is so paranoid that they have to be so cryptic? If this wasn't day one of my Summer of Nothing, I might be in a hurry to figure this out. but first: breakfast.
Julie HalpernStichwörter: ya-contemporary-romance ya-dramedy ya-mystery young-adult-contemporary-romance young-adult-dramedy young-adult-mystery
I'm probably the only person on earth who had to be committed to a mental hospital to find a date.
Julie HalpernI hardly think it wise to put the idea of flying into the heads of impressionable teenagers who are already battling the challenges of lunacy.
Julie HalpernI know a flute player is technically called a "flautist," but something about it sounds a little sketchy, as does "pianist," so I will refrain.
Julie HalpernStichwörter: humor music nerd musician piano band pianist geek flautist flute
Is it the boiler room? Is this the part where we both fall asleep and Freddy comes after us? ’Cause I could so kick his ass.
Julie HalpernI didn’t have a boyfriend. I had someone to watch horror movies with while my best friend was too sick with cancer.
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