Myth: Vampires have incredible vision.
Truth: Yeah, which is cool, unless you're trying to sneak something past your eagle-eyed mom.
Myth: Caffeine doesn't effect vampires
Truth: True, but I guess it doesn't matter, since you don't get tired anyway.
Myth: A stake through the heart will kill a vampire.
Truth: Well, duh. It would kill anyone.
Myth: Vampires have no reflection.
Truth: That's silly. HOw would you check your makeup?
Myth: Vampires can shapeshift into bats at will.
Truth: Who would want to turn into a giant bat?
Wait, don't answer that.
Myth: Vampires don't exist
Truth: Dead wrong.
Myth: Vampires have huge stockpiles of gold and treasure.
Truth: If that were true, I'd be able to get my dad to actually buy me a car.
Myth: Vampires have the power to charm people.
Truth: Kinda depends on the vampire if you ask me.
Myth: Vampires can read minds.
Truth: Geez, I hope not. But it would explain some things about my mom.
Myth: Being a vampire changes your life.
Truth: Well, we'll just have to see, won't we?
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