Life would be so much simpler if guys were like mood rings, and they changed color when they liked you.
Melissa KantorAfter all, what did Prince Charming know about Cinderella besides her shoe size?
Melissa KantorApparently being Cinderella isn't so bad after all.
Melissa KantorNothing.
That's what happens to the stepmother in Cinderella.
Nothing.
Because if I have a wicked stepmother and two evil stepsisters, aren't I supposed to get a prince?
Melissa KantorPrince Charming was requesting my presence tonight.
Melissa KantorPeople never think things that are true are funny.
Melissa KantorWhy is it I can spend a dozen Friday nights staring at the peeling walls of my "room" without anyone in the family so much as poking a head down to see if I'm alive, while the one time I actually have plans (major plans, plans that necessitate extraordinary focus and massive preparation), my stepmother suddenly suggests we sing a duet of "Getting to Know You"?
Melissa KantorBe honest, Do I give off a vibe that says 'No, handsome stud, I don't want you to make a pass at me,' while at the same time communicating, 'Hello there, acne-ridden dwarf. Promise me we'll meet again.
Melissa KantorApparently, he was too bust living his own life to be a character in the imaginary novel that was mine.
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