The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaStichwörter: humor money humour sense-of-humor funny-materialism
There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaStichwörter: money relationships forgiveness dating materialism bank-balance
A love triangle is a threesome delayed.
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A philosopher philosophizes what people need to hear. A motivational speaker speaks what people want to hear.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaStichwörter: philosophy philosopher motivation speaker supply-and-demand
Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaStichwörter: marriage relationships shame dating single unemployment
Nothing humbles a rich man better than a poor man that isn’t willing to do ‘anything’ for money.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaStichwörter: money rich materialism poor
For the most difficult way to be retweeted, or, liked: be thought-provoking. For the easiest way: quote Oprah, or, the Bible.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaStichwörter: religion quotation the-bible oprah facebook twitter citation
Creating is the closest thing to being immortal.
Mokokoma MokhonoanaStichwörter: mortality immortality
To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married.
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Most *educated* people would rather be called *professional* than be said to be *humane.*
Mokokoma MokhonoanaStichwörter: education professionalism
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