I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic.
Richard PryorI believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.
Richard PryorCrosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.
Richard PryorThe reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.
Richard PryorStichwörter: humor religion atheism vampires
What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.
Richard PryorStichwörter: profound profanity
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.
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Who you gonna believe, bitch? Me? or your lying eyes?
Richard PryorStichwörter: truth
But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.
Richard PryorStichwörter: truth thoughts-of-the-mind
*kiss*
Richard PryorDo you know how you felt when you would lean all the way back in a chair, and just before you were about to tip over, at the very last second, you'd catch yourself ? That's how I feel all the time.
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