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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

You're only given a spark of madness. You musn't lose it.

Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They've got nothing to lose.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.

See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.

Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.

Stichwörter: greatness

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Stichwörter: humor men

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