Die besten Zitate der Welt!

A man who offers to cook after he's seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit keen.

You should never let a silly detail such as not getting attacked with a cake fork stand in the way of a little well-deserved sexy time.

If you can’t be of good character, write a good character.

You know you’re dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn’t help to cover up a murder.

My indiscretion was a part of my author mystique, just like Charles Dickens and Richard Madeley.

I had been reduced to jelly by a brassiere.

My first kiss as a single woman. It sent a tingle sprinting down my spine like a tingle panther.

When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths.

No matter how slinky your lingerie, a sticker between the brows will always kill the mood.

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