All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Spike MilliganMoney can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike MilliganStichwörter: absurd
Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.
Spike MilliganStichwörter: absurd
My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Spike MilliganStichwörter: life
What is a Bongaloo, Daddy?"
A Bongaloo, Son," said I,
Is a tall bag of cheese
Plus a Chinaman's knees
And the leg of a nanny goat's eye
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Spike MilliganI have a body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike MilliganA family man from Siberia
As a father was very inferior
But one operation
Revised the situation
And now he's Mother Superior
Pakistani Dalek: Put him in the cur-ry
Spike MilliganA bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush
Spike MilliganStichwörter: humour
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