Wishing he'd...get the hell out the door before I do something crazy like ask him to whip out his goober.
Stephanie McAfeeStichwörter: funny-as-hell
Times are a’changing, my man. Welcome to the new real world where fat people don’t have to hate themselves anymore. Thank God for women like Melissa McCarthy and Adele so we can all start really believing that now.
Stephanie McAfeeStichwörter: humor inspirational chubby-chicks
I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.
Stephanie McAfeeStichwörter: humor dating chicklit
I didn’t get my nap today. Wouldn’t do for someone to piss me off.
Stephanie McAfeeSeurity!" I yelled. "I'm being harassed!"
Security officers swarm around me and one orders me to step inside the small office area.
"What's the problem here?" the man behind the desk asks the TSA officer.
"She's harassing me, and I feel that I'm being discriminated against because of my intelligence level," I say.
The man looks at me. "What?"
"This woman attempted to engage me in idiotic conversation and I'm psychologically incapable of reacting in a positive way to such foolishness and we had an altercation after she threatened to throw away my ChapStick.
Stichwörter: chick-lit tsa ace-jones
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