This is the whistle-stop memoir of how a lower-middle-class girl from the north of England one day changed the way she lived her life and set off on a bumpy path that ultimately led her to her own slice of the happily-ever-after pie.
Tillie ColeIf there’s a sure-fire way to stop the awe of meeting a celeb, it was for them to be a complete and utter twat.
Tillie ColeI know what you’re thinking: surely these two amazing kids were in the popular crowd? But alas, John was as bent as a butcher’s meat hook, and I was as fat as a pig.
Tillie ColeNobody ever gets to the end of their life and thinks, ‘I wish I had lived more cautiously’, ‘I’m so happy I never tried something new’ or ‘I’m glad I let the potential love of my life go because I was too scared to take a chance’.
Tillie ColeThat’s not a six pack, that’s a friggin’ brewery, and this girl’s game for a piss up!
Tillie ColeI am addicted. I, Natasha Munro, am a Tudaholic.
Tillie ColeAs they say in Hollywood, that’s a wrap! And the oscar goes to Tudor North and Tash Munro for an outstanding debut performance in a sex scene!
Tillie ColeI may not want to see you porking my bestie in a live sex show, but feel free to walk round with that spank-bank-worthy tush-tush out on display… just don’t bend over, ‘cos then you’re fair game!
Tillie ColeTit for tat, Mr. North. Tit. For. Tat,” I scolded.
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He looked me up and down and said, “Well, I’ve got the tats so…
I don’t remember Romeo being this pushy with Juliet!”.....He arched his eyebrows meaningfully. “And look at how that worked out for them. My way is better—less death, more orgasms.
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