“Work? Come on, Sage. Go buy a bikini and enjoy the pool while you’re hanging ar…”

“You should've just gotten a kids' meal.' Adrian told me, pointing to my half-ea…”

“Mmm. O positive, my favorite.” “Is it? I thought it was a cabernet sauvignon.” …”

“I found the candles—atrocious air freshening ones that smelled like fake pine.”