1-12, how many Decembers does it take to sell thirteen to Mr. Fourteen and Mr. Months? Depends on how much love you throw in for free.

“Can you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots …”

“They should make suitcases shaped like human bodies, for discretely transportin…”

“To be gentle you have to be patient.”

“I want more sleep. It won’t happen, but I can dream, right?”