1. A green-glass beanstalk
2. An abstract representation of a tree
3. A greener, glassier, uglier Washington Monument
4. The Jolly Green Giant's gigantic jolly green phallus.

“We will call Chase, Jeans Are Too Tight, and Fulton shall be Short One Chewing …”

“As I recall, you promised to CALL when you finished the book, not text.”

“We all romanticize the people we adore.”

“I don't understand why you're so obsessed with figuring out everything that hap…”