18 is like two snoozes back to back, or the birthday of two clones, blindfolded, standing back to back.

“Dead men’s fingernails make lovely shallow-grave shovels.”

“I’ve got a flesh-colored tattoo. I drew it myself. You should see it sometime, …”

“Be true to who you are as a person. Or, if you’re a politician, be true to who …”

“Design is body language for inanimate objects.”