2 out of 4 numbers prefer being in the bottom 50 percent. Half of all lovers also prefer being on the bottom.

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“A brick could be used to stop war. Logically, a non-brick could be used to star…”

“Of all the things God created, from sunrises and rainbows, to black holes and h…”

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