3.5 billion men in the world all share one I love you. That’s why men rarely say it, because there is only one in the world for the whole gender to share and take turns using.

“Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct sme…”

“One Jarod’s a lover, and one Jarod’s a fighter. Which Jarod am I? The middle on…”

“My high school principal, Mr. Heisenberg, was the uncertain principal.”

“Opportunity seldom rises with blood pressure.”