4 am—if I’m ever up that early, it’s because I’m up that late.

“It’s just a dream, I told myself. I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.”

“The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom win…”

“A brick could be used as a Red Beard Replacement, for those of us who can’t gro…”

“I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't…”