50 bucks sounds fair to me. Especially since I’m not doing anything to earn it.

“I own my own shoelaces, but my shoes I rent by the bowling game.”

“I never stopped loving you. I never did. I never loved you, not: I never did st…”

“My name is Hope Happy, and I am a pessimist.”

“A brick could be used as a paperweight, if the words you wrote weren’t weighty …”