A backpack could be a sleeping bag for a midget—or a hatch, a hatchback.

“If I replaced my ears with conch shells, would you surf on the sound waves?”

“Don’t lift my words without permission. It might lead to a hernia.”

“Everybody has a past—even if it lies in the future.”

“The commodity I sell is nonsense. Condiments sold separately. Ah, but that’s li…”