A bat isn’t a bird isn’t a middle finger.

“I've been able to sleep with my eyes open ever since I started watching basebal…”

“Back when I was a competitive swimmer, I used to dream of going to the Olympics…”

“-Do you have any scary I can borrow? Orafoura asked.
-I’m afraid not, I replied.”

“To be environmentally friendly, I’d ride my stationary bike to work. I hope my …”