A being of light for a pet wouldn’t be furry, but it would keep you warm—and awake at night.

“My skull is soundproof. And thank God too, or else you’d be able to hear all th…”

“A blanket could be used to improve the quality of your trumpet playing. Wrap th…”

“I want to meet and marry a girl with the same last name as me, so I can show ho…”

“Mow the carpet, vacuum the lawn, and make love like war.”