A bird once sent out its mating call and in return got the siren of an ambulance.

“People always see me writing and ask me if they can read my writing. The answer…”

“I’m glad scrambled eggs don’t have lips, because when I’m grinning over a heart…”

“It reminds me of something Zelda told her friend about me when she didn’t think…”

“I visited my old haunt, but somehow without all my old friends there with me, t…”