A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and the police’s and murder victim’s wife’s eyes out.


“A brick could be used to illustrate the seriousness of the situation. You’ll kn…”

“If you go out on a limb, I’ll be right behind you. Not to have your back, but t…”

“The worst part about working in a hotel is when I’m tired, I know I can’t sampl…”

“I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldn’t te…”