A blanket could be used as a cat. Wait, I have that backwards. A cat could be used as a blanket.


“I wish I could flush down my fears, but I can’t, because they’d clog up the toi…”

“If radios and microwaves merged, then the ideal pop song would be three minutes…”

“Agatha told me she was late, and I thought, I haven’t slept with her in years—s…”

“The future is right around the corner from a bar called, “Yesterdays.” I know, …”