A blanket could be used as a screen to project animated bedtime stories onto, and also a place to project your fears about society not being accepting of adults who watch movies directed at an audience of four-year-olds. Trust me, I’ve been there—26 years ago. 


“Mr. Best spent so much time eating grass that he began to think he was a cow. B…”

“A blanket could be used to warn your enemy that you are coming—and that you are…”

“Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird becaus…”

“There’s a penis in my penne pasta. It’s my penis, but that doesn’t mean it belo…”