A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, and a brick left as a tip.


“My eyes were blurry from being in love, and my feelings were as furry as Bigfoo…”

“I listen to AM radio in the AM, and AM radio for an AM audience in my PM (thoug…”

“I got my nails done today. I’m so glad that after 30 years, they’re finally fin…”

“A writer edits his thoughts more thoroughly the more readers he has. You can te…”