A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, to cover up illicit brick deals done under the table.


“I’m a felon, though I haven’t been arrested for it. I’m guilty of stealing larg…”

“If I told you I make love like a rainbow, would you be my leprechaun?”

“I want to end my life by eating so much Viagra that I go out like that movie an…”

“Mouths are longer than they are wide, to ensure words don’t come out sideways. …”