A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this method is how I found my current girlfriend and my new best guy friend.


“On is to no, as Dora J. Arod is to Dora J. Arod. And brick is to blanket, as Do…”

“When anybody asks me what time it is, I always say, “Yesterday, plus 24 hours.”

“Don’t just compare yourself to the best, compare yourself to the average man an…”

“My hands fell asleep, so I washed them with hot coffee. Then I had donuts for b…”