A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get past the brick stage.


“I’d like a doggy bag to take home my leftover grilled canine burger.”

“I’m in love with the customer service at Walmart. And by customer service I mea…”

“I can smell a trap. It smells like my ass.”

“Yesterday I went to see a doctor. I woke up with a sore throat, congested sinus…”