A blanket could be used as wrapping paper, to give the gift of a cat.


“When I get to heaven, and I see a being of light, I’m going to ask him if he’s …”

“I didn’t win a championship, but I did pop some champagne bottles—and a few loc…”

“I would tell you I hope you find what you seek in life, but your problem is you…”

“I’d rather ride a unicorn than a unicycle. But my enemies, they could all ride …”