A blanket could be used like a friend, if you’re the sort of person who uses their friends.


“A brick could be used as a Red Beard Replacement, for those of us who can’t gro…”

“I carry on about how much you love me, and I carry on my love like it’s carry-o…”

“If love were circular, like a yawn, and I were dynamic and geometric, like an i…”

“Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could…”