A blanket could be used to communicate with dolphins. Be quiet! I’m trying to talk to the swimming mammals. 


“Grandpa had a good life, up until the day we slaughtered him and ate him. Hones…”

“The rent should rise with the elevator.”

“I caught a fish with a deep voice. It was a bass.”

“She told me she loved me. Most men wouldn’t know how to respond, but I did. Wha…”