A blanket could be used to cover Mt. Rushmore. But if you rush more, you’re going to rip the blanket in the same way that the very fabric of our democracy is torn.


“There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who …”

“My writing doesn’t improve if you think it’s great, and it doesn’t lessen if yo…”

“I have three step brothers and one step sister. It’s like a staircase, and I am…”

“I don’t beat around the bush. Especially since I like my women clean shaven.”