A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom.


“I call masturbating “Gregging,” named not after a man named Greg, but a guy nam…”

“A blanket could be used, or it could not be used. They are opposites, but that …”

“From where I live now I can walk to the beach, if I have about three weeks.”

“My love has six sides, but it’s not a coffin. That’s just an optical illusion. …”